MEN

The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The nice and handsome men are gay.

The nice, handsome and heterosexual men are married.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice have no money.

The men with money who are not so handsome but are nice, think we are after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money who think we are beautiful are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money and thank God, are heterosexual are shy and never make the first move!

The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Now....who the hell understands men? And they say women are hard to understand!!!

-Phil. Standard